we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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