were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
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