that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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