Banned from zoo.
Again?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Floor bacon is actually really good
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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