Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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