This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Naked Twister starts at high noon
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Randomize
