too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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