I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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