We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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