Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
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