there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
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