Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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