just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
No more Irish car bombs ever.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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