you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
When are your genitals available?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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