My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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