Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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