i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
