My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
