we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize