Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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