oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
Randomize
