how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
soo... how was my night?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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