Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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