oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
No subtext here. People are naked.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
