so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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