Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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