u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
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