How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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