How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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