I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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