some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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