Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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