...so i touched it.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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