school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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