Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize