What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I went to an adult Halloween party last night dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire, but I woke up on a stranger's couch surrounded by sleeping children in karate gi's. And I accidentally flushed my granny wig mid-puke, so if they wake up I'm gonna have to convince them that I'm just a weird older man and not a terrible cross dresser.
How did you come to this point in your life?
Good bartenders.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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