Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
