Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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