Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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