I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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