did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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