which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
sarcasm needs its own font
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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