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oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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