Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
Randomize
