I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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