he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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