I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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