I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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