I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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