Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I checked into jail on foursquare
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
