I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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