Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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