What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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