Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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