I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
Randomize
