K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
