He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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